ALL the January 2017 Drag Tea w/Ms. Brittany Lynn

Hey, kids!

Well 2016 has ripped us all a new one lately-we are saying goodbye to our favorite President since JFK and replacing him with…well…let’s just keep it cute for now…

We said goodbye to countless celebs like music icons Prince and Bowie, our beloved Princess Leia, and sent Postcards from the Edge to everyone’s stagemom Debbie Reynolds.

2016, we cannot take ANYMORE of you! Like I said on the Facebooks, you owe us ALL a puppy AND an apology!

But as one JITBAG of a year closes, a new and fresh one begins-and this one greets us with a lovely reacharound of all new events! Take a look kiddies and drink in all this Gayborhood tea:

Mummers New Year’s Day Parade with the Miss Fancy Brigade-9am, PHL 17 live broadcast, or watch it down Broad street from City Hall to Washington Ave. The ladies of the Miss Fancy Brigade, the only all LGBTQ Mummers Brigade, take to the streets to march for their fifth year with a Storybook theme. What was started in 2012 by yours truly with the help of my gay guru Mark Segal, then Councilman and now Mayor Jim Kenney, the Mummers President Jim Julia, and head of the Fancy Brigades-the infamous Rocco, the queens have officially brought drag back in full force for all the masses to see! Check out all the gals dressed as your favorite storybook characters, Disney Princesses, and of course, evil queens-and give some love to the Mummers LGBT Liason Committee-Lisa Thompson (of Bob & Barbara’s fame), Michael Byrne aka Gay Bingo’s Carlotta Tendant and Chumley Singer-for helping this old broad make the magic happen each New Year’s Day! The girls will be marching in front of a giant storybook with lots of gayborhood characters, volunteers, and story-telling, empowering banners courtesy of all of our participating sponsors!

Why do these ladies get up each year, after entertaining you all until the wee hours the night before-and slap on fresh war paint (well, some of us do) and brave the cold and a long walk in heels? I asked the ones that could read and write and here’s what they had to say…

Karen Vonsay:“This will be my wish to walk as many times possible for bobs@Bobs@Barbara”

Dusty Relix:“I’m marching because our community is resilient, and no matter what, love wins in the end.”

Iris Spectre:“I’m marching for hope and faith in our community and others alike. We are all walking together like we do in life, and with that walk we must band together to make progress!”

Roxy Von Phresh:“The love and pride of Philadelphia becomes tangible, I can wrap myself in it.”

Zsa Zsa St. James:“I’m marching to be a part of this amazing tradition and experiencing it for the first time.”

Navaya Shay:“The first year this brigade marched wasn’t enough for here I am back, four years later, still loving it and keeping up with this Philadelphia tradition!!
This is the fifth year flys”

Aurora Whorealis:“I am marching because I was told there would be fried chicken. J/K!”
(Editor’s note: She wasn’t…)

Martini Madness: “I’m marching to see smiles on the kids faces and to encourage them to be who they are.”

Anthony Michael:“I’m marching for tradition and change! A tradition that is rooted deep in my family and our culture. A tradition that is evolving and changing for the better. To be a part of it this parade is amazing, especially as myself, a drag queen matching for equality and pride! “

Lipstick Mondays-Jan. 2, 9pm @The Raven
Join three “exhausted from marching all day yesterday” qweens (myself, Crystal Electra, and Lipstick Monday’s host Martini Madness) as we serve the people of New Hope two day old drag realness! Bring wheelchairs! 385 W Bridge St, New Hope, 18938; (215) 862-2081

Pigs in a Blanket-Jan. 7th at 9pm @ Tabu! Pissi Myles returns to Philly and brings her gay galpal Sherry Pie to Tabu for a night of HIGH-larious live singing, comedy, and lots of nitrates…We told them there would be tots and they came a-runnin’! NO COVER! 200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Drag Mafia at Bourbon & Branch Brunch-Jan. 8th 11:30am @Branch & Bourbon Drag Mafia invades NO LIBS as yours truly hosts Drag Brunch at Branch & Bourbon. Get into the early morning celebrity illusion realness with Navaya Shay (Britney Spears/Madonna), Dusty Relix (Cyndi Lauper), Crystal Electra (PInk, Kelly Clarkson), and Omyra Lynn (Janet Jackson/Beyonce). Seated table service tix-$10, standing room $5 Tickets at SEATING!!! 705 N. 2nd St;

DRAGONS! Happy Hour-Mondays starting Jan. 9th, 8pm @Tabu Tabu debuts a new happy hour from 8-10pm each Monday for drag queens, drag kings, burlesquers, and performers of all kinds! Lots of drink and food specials-and featuring sales vendors each week (first one has legendary drag designer Morgan Wells with lots of GAY-mayzing dresses to buy!), and a weekly tutorial by one of the gayborhood’s great talents! THIS WEEK-learn the basics to Burlesque by the sexy and saaavy Honeytree EvilEye!

Fish Tank-Jan. 13, 9pm @ Tabu Ariel Versace hosts her monthly show full of fishy queens-this time as a fundraiser-to send her padded self and giant wigs off to compete for Miss Paradise in Asbury on February 19th! 200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675(215) 238-0660

Alyssa Edwards-Jan. 13, 10pm @Icandy Join us on Friday the 13th in welcoming RuPaul’s Dragrace Allstar ALYSSA EDWARDS! Local openers and hosts include our newly crowned Miss ICandy 2017, Jessika Star Givenchy! Meet and greet after the show!  254 S. 12th St. Get those tickets here 

Bob & Barbara’s Invades Tabu for Drag Brunch!-Jan. 15, noon @ Tabu Lisa Lisa, host of the legendary Bob & Barbara’s, Karen Vonsay and Crystal Electra host drag brunch at Tabu fro two dee-lish shows starting at noon! NO COVER! Did we mention the new tater tot waffle breakfast sandwhich? See ya there!!!

Drag Me to Landmark-Jan. 20th, 9pm @Landmark Astala Vista hosts her monthly show featuring Decades of Drag from the 1920’s to the future- performed by Iris Spectre, Maria Top Catt, that Brittany Lynn chick, and more! With special guest NYC’s MONET X CHANGE! This show sells out so grab your tickets and check out all the cute college boys in the crowd! 1 Mullica Hill, Glassboro, NJ, 08028; (856) 863-6600

Honey Makes the World Go Round-Jan 20th, 9pm @Tabu Honey Davenport brings her infamous show to Philly befiore it debuts next summer in Fire Island-featuring Dj Clef, Kareem McJagger from NYC, and Sapphira Crystal! Yessss ma’ams get here early for a great seat-NO COVER200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Mid Atlantic AAG-Jan. 21st, 9pm @ Tabu! Local queen (and Miss’d America contestant fave) Farrah Mascara performs for a fundraising night packed with legendary Pageant queens for their Mid Atlantic AAG pageant! Come on out and support some of the most professional ladies in the biz for a night of pure glam! 200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675


Baked Alaska-Jan. 27, 9pm @Tabu Aurora Whorealis, Zsa Zsa St. James, and Lili St. Queer take their act from the medical dispensiary to the gay hood for their second installment of this “show for stoners”! Let’s hope they remember when to show up-but we have plenty of fried munchies from the Tabu kitchen to lead them to the stage! 200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Bev’s Bitchfest-Jan. 28th, 9pm @ Tabu Special guest Joslyn Fox from RPDR hits the Tabu stage with the funny Astala Vista, Tabu fave Aurora Whorealis, the ultra-talented Zsa Zsa St. James, and “the gayborhood’s Tinman” Iris Spectre for Bev’s “Foxy Bitchfest”! Meet and greet tickets available so grab em while you can! 200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Lawwwwd this month is more packed than Satine Harlow’s ripped fishnets-lots of new stunts and shows all over! See you kids all out and about! Have a great New Year-and make it GAYYYYYYY!

Love and lashes,
Brittany Lynn


2016 Groove of the Year/Ms. RiRi/Mr. Harris/”This Is What You Came For

Out of all of the tracks that were served to radio this year (let’s face it…some were a big ol’ weave of a mess) there were truly none that made you feel it all sorts of over like “This is What You Came For,” the latest steaming collaboration from ultra paid DJ Calvin Harris and our ANTi, girl, Ms. RiRi. 

With its sexy synths, killer pop hook and everything else in beat-ween, it just gets to werk….and we can only hope we get offered more grooves like this one come next year. 

But in the meantime, let’s dance, bitch, and Happy New Year, kids! 



New Year’s Eve 2017 Entertainment Mixtape

New Year’s Eve 2017 rules…..

1. Have fun…….2.Please be safe and get that Uber and/or Lyft……3.Respect every party promoter and entertainer who’s serving up these fabulous events just for you because they’re at werk and you’re white girl wasted……4.Don’t be an asshole because we’ve had enough of that this year…..5.Let’s party.

Sing Your Life Karaoke/All Over Philly In the mood to just sing it all out tomorrow night? Then follow those vocal slay bells on over to Les & Doreen’s Happy Tap and say Auld Lang Syne to the fabulous Sara Sherr and her massive Sing Your Life Karaoke collection, which is guaranteed to have that one song you can’t wait to butcher one last time like Ariana in 2016. 9pm-1, 1301 E Susquehanna Ave 

Macy’s Annual Christmas Light Show Because 78 times this holiday season just wasn’t enough. Right, Mariah? Every two hours beginning at 10 am, 1300 Market St. 

The Academy of Music presents:The Nutcracker Tomorrow night will be your last chance to have those nuts cracked in Philly this holiday season. Enough said. various showtimes, The Academy of Music, 825 Walnut St. 

The Wizard of Oz (Tonight through January 8th) Looking to spend a delightful  evening at the thea-tah before that big ol’ ball drops tomorrow night? Then follow the yellow brick road and give Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow and the Cowardly your best 2017 wishes and get those tickets before they all skip out of town next week. Various Showtimes, Walnut St. Theatre, 825 Walnut St. 

Superdope Pre New Years Turn Up/Tonight Now, what could be more dope than a pre New Year’s turn up served up by the Gayborhood’s one-and-only, Mr. Stro Kyle? Absolutely nothing, especially when he’ll be serving up kinds of fabulously priced bottles (go with all kinds of beats from all over the music map provided by DJ Reezey that will be flowin’ like champagne all night long. But perhaps the best part of it all (besides the fact that this party despises negative leave it at the garage door), is that your fabulous hostess, Icon Ebony-Fearce, and the Insatiable Taste of Sin herself, Ms. Omyra Lynn, will be taking over the stage to slay your 2016 lives one last time. Werk. Tonight, 9pm, Tabu, 200 South 12th St. 

Holy Trinity:All Beyonce/Nicki/RiRi Dance Party/Tonight Let’s get into complete formation for the year as we prepare to straight up snatch that moment for life in 2017. And of course, work, work, work, work, work. Enough said. Tonight, 9 pm, The Dolphin Tavern, 1539 S. Broad Street 

VIP New Year’s Eve 2017 at Penn 6 Gentlemen, press out your finest attire (may I personally suggest a fabulous suspenders and bow tie combo?) and ladies, get those freakum gowns ready because Penn 6 is about to get you all sorts of bougie’d up tomorrow night. So, please join the fabulous Valerie Teachout, the delightful Mizz Shannon Evs and the sexy and studly pairing of Sean Kane and Chad Gant as they’re each ready to serve you with all those bubbles and beyond to help you have, like, the best New Year’s Eve celebration ever. Let’s par-tay like its 1999, because we must. Go right here, right now for much more info. 

The NYE Burlesque Ball Feeling frisky and all sexed up like Color Me Badd heading into the New Year? Then join your elegant hosts HoneyTree EvilEye and Flirt Vonnegut for what’s sure to an affordable evening featuring fabulous bottle packages, grooves by DJ Spencer Rollins with performances by Comedy Kween BEV and burlesque beauties Tesla Tease, Masokiss and Otis Pena, all of whom will be ready to serve you with their tassle werk for 2017. 9 pm, Tabu Lounge & Sports Bar, 200 South 12th St. 

New Queer’s Eve You’ve heard the rumors and have now seen her latest Facebook pic marking her grand return to Philly. Yas, Queens & Queers, the one-and-only West Coast owning diva herself, Ms. Amber Hikes, is back in the City of Brotherly Love and ready to kick it Back 2 Basics style while serving you with all kinds of beats and bubbles for one fabulous NYE night only. If that’s not enough to sell you, go right here for all the 2017 B2B truth you can handle. 8 pm, The Foundry, 1100 Canal St. 

Kurt Vile and The Violators Ready to rock it out one final time in 2016 and give it up to a tremendous local music artist? Then Mr. Vile has got you covered. Literally…because that hair. Caress it in along with his trademark vocal wails and you’ve got yourself one hell of a rockin’ New Year’s Eve party. No offense, Mr. Seacrest. 8 pm, The Fillmore, 29 E Allen St.

Happy New Wave! The Sex Dwarf NYE Party If there’s one entertainer in Philly who can throw a New Year’s Eve dance party like nobody’s New Wave business, it’s certainly DJ Robert Drake, who’s bringing his Sex Dwarf party full swing into 2017. So, if you’re looking to avoid all of that Philly New Year’s drama (you know there’s always a little somethin’ goin’ down), head to Club Mousai (go right here for that Aqua Net ready info) and get cozy with Mr. Drake and his extraordinary catalog of classic grooves that’ll keep you warm all the way until the ball and those beats drop. 8 pm, Club Mousai, 1227 Walnut St. 

New Year’s Eve at Valanni Just when you thought you recovered from their red-hot Freeze affair at the start of the holiday season, Mr. Michael Duffy and his Valanni werk crew are back and ready to do it up in all kinds of fabulous Philly style. Meaning, get ready for one oh, so fancy evening filled with grooves by LEE, complimentary hors d’oeuvres, a delightful four course tasting menu and lots and lots of champagne bubbles to help you get your New Year’s Eve freak on like Missy. 8 pm, Valanni, 1229 Spruce St. 

New Year’s Eve with the Diva’s Is becoming that diva part of your one hundred New Year’s resolutions? If so, put it at the very top of your list (ahead of that one week at the gym) and prepare to learn your lessons from Donna Ria, King Rome and Philly’s legendary Tina Montgomery, who’ll all be ready and waiting for you with an open bar, real live boy toys, and of course all the noise maker werk your 2017 diva heart desires. 8 pm, Blaze’s 2nd Story Loft Bar, 2372 Orthodox St. 

The Mummer’s Day Parade starring Brittany Lynn Gird your hangovers, because Brittany Lynn and the rest of her Fancy Brigade gaggle of girlfriends are back for the 118th (!!) annual Mummer’s Day Parade and ready to serve up a storybook theme that’s guaranteed to be nothing short of a legendary fairy-tale.

But before she marches for her life this Sunday, she’ll be interrupting your Saturday brunch party one more time this year when she stops by Philly Mixtape tomorrow and serves up January’s piping hot edition of ALL the local drag tea….and this is one calendar you don’t want to miss out on! Stay tuned, kids! And for much more on this year’s Mummer’s extravaganza, strut it on up right here. 

Listen to Music/All New Year Long Let those grooves get in and get you by with whatever 2017 may bring.

And for much more Philly New Year’s Eve 2017 werk, peep this.