Press out your fiercest winter attire and get ready to Sleigh because Valanni’s annual Toys for Tots event (8 pm, 1229 Spruce St.) is taking over Philadelphia tomorrow night!
And since you’ve been such good kids and kweens all year-long, tomorrow’s extravaganza is certainly shaping up to be on everyone’s nice list.
Kicking off your evening, you’ll be greeted at the door by the ever so Fox-y queen herself, Ms. Iris Spectre, while Lady Geisha and Aloe Vera will be cocktail’ and twirlin’ around all night for you….and for their lip synched lives.
Your official Emcee for the night will be Philly Drag Mafia legend and Santa Claus’ mistress, Ms Brittany Lynn, who’s getting ready to trim her vaginally challenged tree and tuck those halls….so, you betta buckle up, Rudolph.
Also along for the Sleigh-ing ride will be performances by Philly Burlesque king and queen, HoneyTree Evil Eye and Flrt Vonnegut, and you’ll also see plenty of your faves from the Gayborhood and beyond hosting your holiday lives all night long including Tommee Boom, Anthony Retro, Stephen Antonio, Jodie Eichel and Philly’s one-and-only lady in heels, Ms. Ty.
Of course, no holiday gathering is complete without the proper DJ, but not to worry because Mr. Carl Michaels will have you covered with those grooves tomorrow night like garland on a Christmas tree.
But wait, are we forgetting a few items on this already delicious list? Yaaas.
Besides Philadelphia Style providing a sleek, stylish ambiance and atmosphere complete with heat lamps and a tent where you’ll be able to jingle and mingle right out on Spruce St, your cocktail-ed up sponsors for the evening will be Jameson, Bluecoat, Smirnoff, Hennessey and many more, all of whom are guaranteed to bring you a gleefully tipsy night you’ll never forget.
However….there’s just a bit more tea to spill…….your extra very special guest for the evening will be Real Housewives of New Jersey goddess, Ms. Teresa Giudice!
Yes, that’s right, the Bravo TV icon will be taking over Valanni tomorrow night and is ready to relax and kick up her designer heels for the holidays with the City of Brotherly Love…and you can still get your chance to say hi!
For two hours, Ms. Giudice will be hosting a special meet-and-greet at Sleigh, but if you want to get up close and personal with the reality starlet (and also get details on special bottle service packages), you betta act fast because word is that there’s that there’s only a few tickets left, because you know, it’s Teresa Giudice we’re talking about here! So grab them..now.
And of course, a fond shout out to Valanni’s Michael Duffy and Billy Cavallo for putting together this sure-to-be shimmering Philly holiday event, and there’s no denying that these fine gentlemen are ready to Sleigh and most of all…see you tomorrow night!
So, holiday glam it up, bring that unwrapped toy for the kids and…everyone will see you there!
Cover photo courtesy of Michael Duffy