Holiday Groove of the Day/Mean Girls/”Jingle Bell Rock”

By Patrick DeMarco

While this cherished holiday treasure from everyone’s favorite movie, Mean Girls, isn’t one you’ll necessarily hear on repeat at your local shopping kingdom, it is certainly one that we all know and love thanks to Cady Heron, Regina George, Karen Smith and of course, Gretchen Wieners, too, all of whom are known as The Plastics…or in this delightful scene….Santa’s Little Helpers

Whether it’s those naughty dance moves that coincide with those even naughtier skin tight red pleather outfits, Ms. Poehler‘s “Cool Mom” giddy-ups, Damien’s “Beautiful” shoe-tossing intro, Ms. Fey’s undeniable piano skills or how Cady simply snatches the spotlight from Regina as she saves the day and gets everybody to “Rock,” every piece of this epic scene is still pure god damn cinema magic. 

Of course, this is also that scene where Gretchen Wieners finally “cracked” thanks to a Regina sabotaged performance (sorry about the CD player to the face, Jason!), where it was soon after where we learned about the gold hoops drama (“she said they were her thing!) and learned that Ms. George’s parents totally don’t sleep in the same bed anymore….

……and we’ll forever love every part of this jinglin’ Mean Girls scene for that reason and so, so, so much more. 

So, now you see how “Jingle Bell Rock” is not just an important part of our holiday lives, but for our cold, hard shiny Plastics existence. 

Merry Fetchmas! 

Cover photo courtesy of Rolling Stone 

 

 

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