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All of the April Local Drag Tea w/Ms. Brittany Lynn

Hey Qweens!

OH MAH GAWD it’s April already! As we experience all four seasons every day of the week now, the Qweens and Kings of the city are gearing up for Pride, the circuit Qweens are cutting carbs, and the other gays have six more months for anything with pumpkin spice, but are patiently waiting. 

As far as drag events go, April is more stuffed than the dresses Alexander John Ortiz photoshops each morning. So take a gander boys and girls, and see all of the April offerings…

*Cover photo courtesy of Sarah Michelle Gellar* 

Saturday, April 1/Philadelphia Dyke March presents Carnival Flea Market The ladies are getting together and selling their wares and PDM merch! Carnival snacks and food, a fortune teller, a kissing booth, clowns, face painters, and more! (Cats, flanels, and tool belts jokes inserted here…) 12pm-4pm, William Way Center, 1315 Spruce Street 

Saturday, April 1/Woods Party  DJ Brando Calrissian spins the night away as Philly welcomes the Woods Campground. Performances by the Miss Woods title holders and faves such as Dusty Relix, Royal, and Maxine Chambers! All the best of the Woods Campground without needing sunscreen on your dirty parts-but expects lots of bears, broads,and booze! 8 pm, Tabu, 200 S. 12th St.

Sunday, April 2/Statements, Stars, and Legends Showcase  Andrea Lamour hosts a night of showgirls with Lisa Lisa (of Bob & Barbara’s fame), “the Senator” Crystal Electra, cat enthusiast Lady Geisha, and one of the best Tina Turner impersonators (and Andrea’s drag mother) that you will see on this coast! And the show is early enough you can still make it home in time for your stories sis… 5 pm, Adreinne Theater 2030 Sansom St 

Monday, April 3rd (and every Monday)/Drags to Riches Leo Gonzalez heads the weekly gameshow that’s a mix of Price is Right and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire-hosted by La Tonga! Win some coins and see lots of queens crafting products off the set lol…9 pm, Tabu 200 S. 12th St 

Monday, April 3rd (and every Monday following)/Queens & Quizzo  The ladies that bring you the monthly, sold out drag brunch have now taken over Mondays at Bourbon and Branch! Come and play some quizzo with a $50 weekly prize leading to a $500 grand prize! Performances and hipsters hotties from all over No Libs and guaranteed to chase away the Monday blues-and make life a little more…gay… Bourbonandbranchphilly.com 7 pm, Bourbon & Branch 705 N 2nd St.

Wednesday, April 5/Doll-sters & Tiaras  The gayborhood’s first drag, child star pageant! Featuring Navaya Shay, Zsa Zsa St. James, David Isis Lopez III, Omyra Lynn, Anthony Michael, Porcelain, and Johnny Patches! With pageant categories that include: Diaper Presentation, Childhood Talent, and Nap Time Couture-YOU DO NOT WANNA MISS THIS! Hosted by Philly’s Phavorite Stage Mom The Vaginally Challenged Brittany Lynn of course! The audience will receive ballots to vote! Who will become the gayborhood’s first child star pageant qweeeeeen? $5 cover goes to the Childhood Home for Gifted Youngsters (The contestants-As it always should….) Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Thursday, April 6/Lisa Lisa’s Miami Party  The girls of Bob & Barbara’s are giving up their coins for a night to send Lisa to Miami and figure out where her accent really comes from-come and play with all the girls and bi-curious audience members! 11 pm, Bob & Barbara’s 1509 South St.

Saturday, April 8th & Sunday, April 9th/Nostalgia Fest Drag Mafia hosts this two day, 80’s and 90’s dream festival! OH MAH GAWD! 80’s and 90’s celebs! Food trucks! Free wine and beer sampling for hours! Comic artists! Wrestling stars! And 150 vendors selling vintage toys, games, and more! WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT? This will be the event of all events! Live the 80’s and 90’s ultimate fantasy with performances by Navaya Shay as Britney Spears, Jeffy Nemeth (Dusty Relix) as Cyndi Lauper, Royal Rehrig as George Michael, Thom Sirkot as Elton John, and The Vaginally Challenged Brittany Lynn as Boy George & Culture Club and other surprise celebrities! Use our Drag Mafia code…….DRAG for $5.00 General Admission……….DRAGVIP for $15.00 VIP Admission. Note: the Discount Code needs to be entered in CAPS to work. And check your Bud Bundy life right here for all of the Nostalgia Fest tea you could ever want! Yassss Qween! 

Saturday, April 8/Pigs in a Blanket Golden Gurlz Live drag star Pissi Myles and Sherrie Pie serve the STUPIDEST show that will make you pee your pants-and it’s all served on a bun! Games and audience participation and possibly a performance here and there so grab a seat early9 pm, no cover. Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Wednesday, April 12/The Shady Bunch Hosts Aloe Vera and Turnpyke go head to head with their boys and girls-and trust me the girls are much bigger...9 pm, Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Friday,April 14/Ariel’s Bday Bash The fishy hosts celebrates her birthday and instagram following with her gayest galpals. Come for the show, and stay and watch us all (mostly Ariel’s mom Susan Neel) try and get Chasity to pack her drag at the end of the night after a few cocktails lol 9 pm, Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Friday, April 14/Pretty Girl/Pi/Sharon Needles Gather round kids and watch two of Philly’s own open for the Drag Race fave in No Libs! Show them how we do ladies! Get those tickets. 1250 N. Front St.

Friday, April 14/Miss Paradise Victoria Cruz  Yours truly joins Miss Paradise 2017 Victoria Cruz and DRAG LEGEND HARMONICA SUNBEAM for Victoria’s weekly drag extravaganza! Wall to wall comedy legends-say whaaaaaat? BRING A DIAPER AND A MOP-you’re gonna need it! Plus I get to DISH with my gay galpal Miss Michael Cook-can’t wait! 10 pm, Paradise, 101 Asbury Ave, Asbury Park, NJ, 07712 

Saturday, April 15/Baked Alaska  From the mouth of the hostess Miss Aurora Whorealis: “Do you need somewhere to spend all your MUNNY from your tax returns? It won’t be on a cover for our show! That means more money for #BBB#Booze #Bitties and #Bluntz! BAKED ALASKA is back on tax day, the best #420 pregame!” Featuring the blazingly talented: AURORA WHOREALIS and LILI ST. QUEER and THEIR EXTRA SPECIAL guest, the Dancing Diva, DALYLA MIZANI! In other words: SMOKE WEED, PAUSE, and REPEAT…9 pm, Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Friday, April 21/Porcelain’s DOOM Porcelain is back for her new, monthly show at Tabu! Bringing in the best of the obscure and the darkest talents of Philly, this gal has come back to Philly in a HUGE way-so get to Tabu early for a good seat as this show gets PACKED! NO COVER-the dark arts support this gal and sends her monthly sacrificial coinage… 10 pm, Tabu 200 S. 12th St.

Saturday, April 29/Mr. Philly Drag King 2017 My brother from another mother Rough Rydeher and Jimmy Two Fingas host this year’s Mr. Philly Drag King Competition! This is an amateur competition calling kings from Philly, NJ and Delaware for the 22nd year and is a fundriaser for The Philly Dyke March!

The winner will receive:
-Cash Prize
-Sponsored Gifts, trophies, crown and more.
-Performance on Philly Dyke March Stage
-Seat on the Main Float for Philly Gay Pride in June
-Performance at Festival Pier for Philly Gay Pride
-Performance on Outfest Main Stage
-Seat on Philly Dyke March Board for PDK 2018

May the best man win! William Way LGBT Community Center 1315 Spruce Street; (215) 732-2220

And lastly some events and shout-outs for the Qween’s Choice. They might not have drag queens themselves, but there’s lots of queen’s support:

Sunday, April 9/What We Do Is Secret Carl Michaels and Grotzy Versace play 80’s and 90’s Manchester and American Club Classics to get the queens moving and shaking-there’s gonna be more queens than you can shake a Grace Jones headpiece at-be there! 10 pm, Stir Lounge 1705 Chancellor St.

Saturday, April 22/I’m From Driftwood 4th Annual Spring Brunch  The 2017 Host Committee invites you to celebrate spring by mixing and mingling with your LGBT neighbors at the 4th Annual I’m From Driftwood Spring Brunch. Immerse yourself in great company and live jazz while enjoying a brunch buffet and drinks in the beautiful outdoor courtyard of the John C. Anderson Apartments. Event proceeds support I’m From Driftwood: The LGBT Story Archive. The stories on I’m From Driftwood send a simple yet powerful message to LGBT people everywhere: You Are Not Alone. Tickets and info at www.imfromdriftwood.com/brunch *Limited advance tickets available online while supplies last12:30pm at the Jon C. Anderson Apartments  251 S. 13th St.; (267) 639-6820

Saturday, April 22/Brain Crumbs Premiere Get ready, kweens and kings, Tavern on Camac fave and local film maker Jon Ristaino premieres his second documentary Brain Crumbs at a private screening at 6:30pm at The Penn Cinema Riverfront.  “After a car accident nearly took a young woman’s life, leaving her with a traumatic brain injury. She must relearn every basic function of life. Her dream to become a chef fuels her fight to reclaim her life. Using food and cooking therapy combined with a unique harness system,developed to help her walk, she pushes the boundaries of conventional “therapy.”

With a special appearance by the former Chef of The Tavern (Tavern on Camac’s downstairs restaurant), this 5 year documentary takes a step into the life of a TBI survivor and exposes the challenges and triumphs of life.” It’s a must see-and you gotta support my bestie and one of Philly’s Phavorite bartenders. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW QWEEN! 630 pm, The Penn Cinema Riverfront. 401 S Madison St, Wilmington, Delaware

MAJOR CONDRAGULATIONS to Gabrielle Charles Gibson and Jaden Remy for making his and her-story on “Say Yes to the Dress!”. With appearances by their dearest friends all a tongue-popping (Miss Jose Corrigan I’m talkin’ bout you chawld…) the couple make their tv debut and wake the whole country up-major kudos to the wedding bride and groom! Check out a post from Gabrielle “Cha Chi Divine ” herself right here. 
As someone who has watched Gabrielle grow up from her first days at Bounce Nightclub, it’s an amazing feeling to see her dreams come true-much love to you girl, you deserve the best xoxo

OH MAH GAWD! April has a lot going on-and lot of it is at Tabu…coincidence? Who can say in these crazy time we live in…but if you wanna get your shows and stunts posted, just send me a message Qween! I’m always posting for new events on my fb pages, or write me:thedragmafia@gmail.com

That’s all for now-I’ve been typing for so long my hands look like Omyra Lynn fighting for crab legs at the Ruby Buffet-so come out and support these whores-like they say, “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap…”

Love and lashes y’all,
Brittany Lynn

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ALL the Supplemental March Local Drag Tea w/Ms. Brittany Lynn

Hey kids,

I know mother served the tea already for March (take a seat here for that one) but my tea cup runneth over! There’s just too much to spill, so I had to pour an extra cup this month. What can I say-the family is living the three b’s-getting BIGGER, BETTER, and more BOOKED! Plus it’s MAH BIRFDAY on the 13th so they are forcing this old broad to tour the tri-state area. By forcing me, I mean they offered me a sack of cash with a trail of pills leading me to their stage. So let me get my tits out and hair high-and come and see me and these gals for the gayest gaggle of gigs…

March 6-From Drags to Riches at 9pm @ Tabu Karaoke host Leo Gonzalez has put together a drag game show that’s half Price is Right, half Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and lots of game show drama in between! With the gayborhood’s newest breakout star LaTonga hosting, this show is gonna be GAY! Contestants can go from level to level, winning cash and prizes as they move forward! Doors open 9pm and there’s NO COVER! Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 16-Brittany Lynn’s B’day Bash at 11pm @ Bob & Barbara’s Qweens-it’s the start of the annual birthday tour, and where else to kick it off then at one of the first places Miss Brittany Lynn performed at-wayyyyy back in 1996. (Yes ma’am 21 years ago-the same as most of my readers) Come join me, hostess Lisa Lisa, Crystal Electra, Les Harrison, and my oldest sister Karen Von Say-as we all try to figure out where Lisa’s accent is from. Bob & Barbara’s-1509 South St.; (215) 545-4511

March 17-Porcelain at 10pm @ Tabu Philly’s Phavorite, demonically possessed vixen returns to Tabu for her new, monthly show-with special guests Ann Artist, Luna Luvey, Pretty Girl, Asha Rabbit, and Satine! Get here early cuz this witch packs the house! If her eyes are glowing red, it’s not necessarily cuz she’s evil, she may have just been hanging out in the Tabu alley with Maria Top Catt..Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 18-Navaya Shay’s MAD The first show for my kid, Navaya Shay-the current reigning Miss Tabu 2017! With Porcelain, Maria Top Catt, Aloe Vera, and Lady Poison all in the show, you know the gayborhood streets will be safe enough to walk home alone. I’m sure there will be at least a dozen queens wiaitng up in the dressing room for a guest spot, so get here early for a seat to watch all the “Bad Girls Club” action! (My psychic powers say at least two girls go home MAD!) Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 19-Interfaith brunch at 11am @ Tabu A Jew, a Muslim, and a Catholic walk into a gay bar…lead by a drag queen! OUTMusliom,. The LCCP, and Tribe 12 are coming together for an Interfaith brunch with some amazing speakers, comics, and of course-DRAG! And we all gotta nosh, so ticket price includes a buffet breakfast! Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 20-Brittany Lynn joins Martini Madness and Crystal Electra at 9pm @ The Raven The birthday continues with my sister in stupidity, Martini Madness, the hostess of New Hope Lipstick Mondays, the Senator Crystal Electra, and special guests! And it’s my dad’s birthday-so be nice and he’ll give ya a brownie! 385 W Bridge St, New Hope, (215) 862-2081

March 31-Transsters Foundation Fundraiser Transsters Foundation’s presents it’s inaugural fundraiser event on the International Transgender Day of Visibility fundraiser. Come join them for their very first and inaugural fundraiser event on the International Transgender Day of Visibility. DJ J Clef turns the 2nd floor of Tabu into Club Transsters for a dance party that “all Transsters and Trallies are welcome to attend.” There is a cover charge of $5 per person and all proceeds collected will go directly to benefit Transsters Foundation. As they move forward through the process of becoming a community involved and oriented, legal nonprofit entity and gain their 501(3) c nonprofit organization status. Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675And I have to tip my wig to the following chill’rens:

Thanks to Dj K-Tel for having me on Sylver Alert on WPPN 106.5! Miss K-tel pulled out some of the GAYEST songs for this set-yes that was a Dr. Detroit album and she had me gagging! For real-if you wanna hear 45’s from the gay old days, please check out his weekly show right here! 

The Golden Gurlz Live was such a hit at Paradise in Asbury Park we will be back April 23rd with new episodes AND then every other month following-As Bea would say-”Gawd will get ya for that Arthur”. Look for us with two new, HIGH-larious episodes coming to Paradise and select Philly locations. I guess that means I have to still work with Pissi Myles, Bella Cane, and Connor Michalchuk-damn it all to HELLLLLL! BUT I get to stalk my future husband Max who works our lights and video display so I’m down. GOING DOWN THAT IS-Maybe…who can say…let’s move on…

RPDR on Fridays? At 8pm? On VH1? What the high-hair-flippin’ hell? Well, as most queens are already booked on Friday nights, the ones that are not will be scrambling for promoters willing to take a chance to throw a viewing party at 8pm on a Friday night (when most of you are just barely waking up and getting your first layer of “sensible foundation” on your mug). Tabu will have a rotation of our in-house girls like Navaya Shay and Aurora Whorealis-just be on the lookout for the second string queens to snatch up the rest of those viewing party bookings.

Well all this has got me more tired than the seams on Satine’s dance tights. Just kidding-she wears ripped fish nets. Knock it off that’s my sister! See you all soon!

Love and lashes,
Brittany Lynn
Phillydragmafia.com

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ALL the Winter/Almost Spring Local Drag Tea w/Ms. Brittany Lynn

Hey, Qween!

It’s been awhile since we tawked cuz mother has been up to her breast plate in gigs, gigs, gigs while serving the great city of Philadelphia! What can I say, even after two decades, they keep this old girl werking all over the tri-state area, and chawld we gots lots to catch up!

First off-thanks to my gals of the Miss Fancy Brigade for a truly amazing job marching in the Mummers New Year’s Day parade! With our Storybook theme, we posed for pics and marched all over Broad Street, making thousands of kids Disney fantasy come to life. If you were too hungover to catch us during the parade’s tv broadcast, check out the Miss Fancy Brigade page on Facebook (right here) for lots of pics and videos from the whole day.

Miss Iris Spectre took the title of this year’s Miss Fancy 2017 dressed as Belle from Beauty and the Beast (representing Boxers Philly), and check out below for all the deets on her crowning ceremony! Many, many thanks to the Mummers LGBT Liaison Committee for our fifth and most fabulous year to date! And even more thanks to the Landi Comics Brigade for taking us in and allowing us to march for our first time as a comics brigade!

Next, Chawld-I lived the ONLY 80’s fantasy that a drag queen can live. How could I compete with last year’s opening salot for Debbie Gibson? Well, my friends at The Block at Harrah’s and Iheartthe80s put Philly Drag Mafia in the opening slot for FRIGGIN’ TAYLOR DAYNE and STACEY Q! Navaya Shay as Toni Basil, Dusty Relix as Cyndi Lauper, Brittany Marie as Pat Benetar (singing live), Royal Rehrig as George Michael (singing live), Ginger Alley as Michael Jackson, Omyra Lynn as Janet Jackson, and myself singing Depeche Mode! I got to stand next to and actually breathe upon her highness Taylor Dayne. And Stacey Q is most likely the sweetest woman you will ever meet-here’s a cute clip of the two of us in the Harrah’s parking lot before the show:

While you’re at my YouTube page-check out all the videos from Philly Phavorite Drag Family-there’s so much shit on there you’ll need to call outta work! (Because you should drink while you watch these videos xoxo)

Special shout to my broads of the Golden Gurlz Live who had their fourth sold out show over at the Common Wealth in Old City-catch us next in Asbury Park at Paradise (see below)! What’s next for these queens? Who can say in these crazy times-but it’s rumored that the show is being retweaked and reworked into a mash up with Sex and the City! Who started that rumor? Me-right here-right now-cuz it’s true. And you’re all gonna gag when the news gets revealed here on Philly Mixtape next month….so stay tuned!

In case you missed Skate.Pride. Love. at Dilworth Park on Monday-you missed a great time from the Our Night Out Folks, the DVLF, and the Philadelphia Gay News! Thanks to DJ Carl Michaels who always makes time to give back to the good causes and the Philly LGBTQ community-plus I got to wear a fancy dress and serve the ONLY Dorothy Hamill look since…well Dorothy Hamill

Ok kids moving on-here’s all the drag tea coming up for the end of February and March! How the hell is it almost friggin March already? First I gotta sit through Valentine’s Day and now WHAM-it’s mah birfdayyyyyy March 13, and a bitch is turning 40-something-ish! Can a girl get a second to catch her breath? Judging by all the events i got going on in March, my guess is no…But here it goes kids: All the Drag Tea!

(this photo of Bob the Drag Queen courtesy of the incredible, Mr. David Ayllon) 

Feb. 15-Bob the Drag Queen @ VERA, 9pm Crown snatcher Ariel Versace hosts this night of HIGH-lariousness with RPDR winner Bob the Drag Queen, yours truly, Bev, drag husband Chasity St. Cartier, and more queens than you can shake a stick at! (Note: You may actually shake a stick at some of them…well just Satine...) VERA-2310 Marlton Pike W, Cherry Hill, NJ 08002

Feb. 17-Spill the Tea Revue @ Tabu, 9pm
My much older and prettier sister Hennastacia Beach spills all the tea with special (and by special I mean slow) guests Donna Ria, original secretary of the Drag Mafia, Brenda Lamour, boylesquer Jesha, hottie boy toy Ian Greene, Regina Gorj, and drag mother to us all the legendary Les Harrison-NO COVER so stop being cheap and support local drag! (That should be a hashtag someday…) Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Feb. 18-Pigs in a Blanket @ Tabu, 9pm
The qween that gave every Philly host their opening monologue about screaming YASSSS and tipping-PISSI MYLES-hits Philly with NYC’s Sherrie Pie-with a comedy show that’s guaranteed to cure your comedy constipation! All laughs and NO COVER! Live singing and lots of song parodies-just get to Tabu before all the tater tots end up “missing”! Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

Feb. 19-Miss Paradise @ Paradise in Asbury, 8pm
Hosted by my gay girlfriend Miss Victoria Lace (Miss Paradise 2010), and featuring Miss Paradise 2016 Jolina Jasmine, this pageant gives me LIFE! All the girls bring something different and GAYYYYY to the stage-talk about backup dancers and gowns for dayzzzzz….Can’t wait to gossip and kiki with one of my best Judys, Miss Michael Cook- “Cookie” and have a night with my bosom buddy DJ Carl MichaelsParadise-101 Asbury Ave, Asbury Park, NJ.; 07712

Feb. 24th Crowning of Iris Spectre @ Boxers, 8pm The Miss Fancy Brigade says goodbye to the Miss Fancy 2016 Maria Top Catt, and hello the reign of Iris Spectre, Miss Fancy 2017. We are just hoping the crown doesn’t stick magnetically to her 36 robot costumes. Special guests throughout the night and two special awards will be presented to Miss Karen Von Say and Miss Crystal Electra. Come through kids and support the gals who have marched proudly in the city’s biggest parade for our LGBTQ community. It’s all about diversity and inclusion so show some love! Boxers-1330 Walnut St.; (215) 735-2977

Feb. 26-The Golden Gurlz Live @ Paradise in Asbury-Early Bird Special, 4pm
After four SOLD OUT SHOWS in Philly, the gals are taking this GAY-mazing show up to Asbury for two episodes w/ Bella Cane, Pissi Myles, Connor Michalchuk, Aeryanah Von Moi, Jesha…and then there’s Maude! Get those tix, kids right here. Paradise-101 Asbury Ave, Asbury Park, NJ.; 07712

March 10-Morgan McMichaels @ Icandy, 10pm
One of RPDR’s faves Morgan McMichaels hits the Icandy stage to serve the children. I’m told Brooklyn Ford has already starting her contouring process for this event as I type this! Meet and greet and tickets available right here.  Icandy 254 S. 12th St.; (267) 324-3500

March 16-Brittany Lynn’s Bday @ Bob n Barbara’s, 11pm
Come celebrate my 40-something-ish (pass the Botox!) bday at Bob & Barbara’s-and my 21st year of performing there-JEEZUS-with my gay galpals “The Senator” Crystal Electra, the legendary Les Harrison, and your hostess each and every week (FOR ETERTNITY) Miss Lisa Lisa. Please make sure there is fruit salad in lieu of cake, girl is trying to slim this shit down! Xoxo, your current Miss Bob & Barbara’s Ameritus Bob & Barbara’s, 1509 South St.; (215) 545-4511

March 17- Porcelain’s “March Sadness” @ Tabu, 9pm (Now every THIRD Friday!)
Philly’s Phavorite, demonically possessed vixen returns to Tabu for her new, monthly show-with special guests Ann Artist, Luna Luvey, Pretty Girl, Asha Rabbit, and Satine! Get here early cuz this witch packs the house! If her eyes are glowing red, it’s not necessarily cuz she’s evil, she may have just been hanging out in the Tabu alley with Maria Top Catt… Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 17-Drag Me to Landmark @ Landmark, 9pm
For your Jersey broads doing St. Patty’s in the best Jersey way possible, PLEASE go see Astala Vista’s show at Landmark. The venue, the audience, and the host are wayyy too much fun for your own good. Phaedra Phaded and Maria Top Catt join Astala and will most likely be found in the alley drinking all the green beer and slapping clover tattoos on all the hot local butts.

March 22-Summer Kamp PREMIER @ Tabu, 9pm
Philllllly-Summer Kamp is coming back to Tabu and they are looking for the area’s best triple threat-the actor/singer/dancer type (aka most theatrical gays). If you know anyway with these crazy talents-send em on over! Weekly prizes awarded for eight fun-filled weekly themes, and $1,000 in cash and prizes PLUS A SHOWCASE is awarded to the last camper remaining. Mentors Ian Lesage, Maria Top Catt, and Shannen Turner lead the kids to victory and guest judges include everyone from songstress Brittany Marie, to Joey Gallagher, to Peek A Boo Revue’s Joey Martini-you never know who you may find hitting Summer Kamp. Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 25-Bev’s Bitchfest @ Tabu, 9pm
Bev’s Bday Bash brings Miss National Comedy Queen 2016 Anita Waistline, and Tabu’s Sinful Sunday’s Isis. “I’m so excited to bring the reigning Miss Comedy Queen to Philly and show her (and the audience) the best in talent and creativity in our community! It’s my birthday and we’re pulling out all the stops !” Bev said. What Bev meant to say was, “I’m so sad Brittany couldn’t perform in this show so I got these broads.” I swear that’s what I thought she said. But then again, I LOVE WEED, so what can ya do. Tabu-200 S. 12th St.; (215) 964-9675

March 26 Drag Mafia hits Bourbon & Branch, 11am
This brunch always sells out kids-so for realz grab your tickets early qweens! I’ll be there hosting a noon and 1pm show with some of my best gay galpals! And the food is GAYYYYYYY! I almost chopped off Zsa Zsa St. James titty for some of her chicken and waffles at the last brunch. Shows, stunts, games, and lots of audience participation. (And the staff is totally HAWT!) Seated table service tix-$15, standing room $5-and standing space sells out once the tables do! Tickets at bourbonandbranchphilly.com-LIMITED SEATING!!! Bourbon & Branch-705 N. 2nd St; (215) 238-0660

That’s all for now kids! If you something draggy coming up and wanna spread the word-hit me up at thedragmafia@gmail.com-and visit my fb page “The Vaginally Challenged Brittany Lynn”!

Love and lashes,
Brittany Lynn

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