First order of business……
Second, here’s to a happy, healthy holiday to all filled with lots of love, and of course, heaping amounts of turkey. Also, if you’re planning to par-tay this Wednesday night, please be f#$king safe and responsible. We have Uber and Lyft for a reason, kids.
Sing Your Life Karaoke w/ Sara Sherr All of that family time got you buggin’ and ready to scream it all out? Well, you’re in luck because chances are the always colorful Ms. Sherr has everything you need for your inner Alanis at any one of these fab Philly locations listed below all holiday week long! Gobble, gobble!! Sun, 9-2 Bob and Barbara’s, 1509 South Street Tues, 9-2 12 Steps Down, 9th and Christian Fri, 9-1 Southhouse, 2535 S. 13th St. Saturday, 9-1:45 Les & Doreen’s Happy Tap,1301 E Susquehanna Ave
*You and your pipes can also join Sara this Thanksgiving Eve night at Bridget Foy’s Annual Karaoke Thanksgiving Eve Party, where all of us will certainly be feeling the love after the famed Philly restaurant’s tragic fire last month. As per the event’s official Facebook page….”The bricks may be smokey but our voices are loud and strong.” Let’s do it. Wednesday/Mustard Greens/8 pm/622 S. 2nd St.
ANNIE For the love of all things “Tomorrow,” there’s simply no denying that it’s been a hard knock year for all of us, so what better way to relax for a day with the family and go see this forever cherished Broadway musical while it’s in town through the Philly holiday season! There’s really nothing else to say here except get those tickets and Daddy Warbucks, Ms. Hannigan, Sandy and everyone’s favorite ginger curled cute, Ms. Annie, will be waiting for you! Tonight-Jan 7th, 2018/Walnut Street Theatre/Various ticket prices & showtimes/825 Walnut St.
Finding Neverland It looks like our holiday entertainment wishes are coming true early this year because there’s no words to describe the magic that will take over our souls when this favored musical flies into Philly this week. Actually, there’s quite a few as TIME magazine spills that the stunning show “captures the kid at heart” and VOGUE stated that “it’s a must-see you’ll remember for years to come!” So, if you’re looking to get into the spirit while rejoicing in the origin story of our favorite storybook character, Peter Pan, then get those tickets right here, right now before it all flies away like Tinkerbell this Sunday. Academy of Music/Tuesday-Sunday/various showtimes and ticket prices/240 S. Broad St.
Stay Blue in November Looking to kick off your holiday week in a most fabulously charitable way? Well, then head over to UBar tonight for a fantastic event benefitting Fox Chase prostate cancer research! Dress it up a little and get ready for a healthy happy hour featuring a photo exposition, silent auction, raffle, snacks, tasty cocktails and maybe one or two boys who’ll be ready to mingle! Plus, you know you’re just dying to get out there and keep spilling about P!nk’s performance during the American Music Awards last night. Be there, kween! Tonight/U Bar/6pm-9 pm/1220 Locust St.
Mister E.’s Shock Show Just in time for the holidays, your worst nightmares are about to come true. And no, we’re not talking about spending time with that that family member you absolutely cannot stand, it’s the delightfully cray Philly entertainment troupe Dead Flowers’ hosting their second installment of one of their hit Gayborhood show! So, if you’re looking for an evening full of danger, defiance, stupid human tricks and unpredictable weirdness (prior to Thanksgiving, of course), this is the event for you. Oh, yas, there’s also going to be a gong that will definitely be used a $150 cash prize for the one contestant who’s just truly fucking out there. Don’t miss this one, kids! Tuesday/Tabu/9 pm/200 South 12th St.
The Chris Paterno Band If you’re looking to skip the clubs this Thanksgiving Eve night but still want to get a little rowdy in a most right way, then you must jump on over to World Cafe Live where the bombastic beats of Philly’s very own Chris Paterno Band (for more tea on this one-of-a-kind local ensemble, check this out) will be warmed up and waiting just for you. Presented by 9x (!!) Grammy Winner Joe Nicolo and hosted by Kiki Vodka, get snazzy and brace yourself for a night full of fun, great company, deliciously themed cocktails and music…lots and lots of god damn music. Now, what could be better than that? Absolutely nothing. Tickets/Wednesday/7 pm/World Cafe Live/3025 Walnut St.
Cirque Du Soleil presents Varekai “Deep within a forest atop a volcano, exists an extraordinary world, where anything is possible: Varekai… From the sky falls a solitary young man, and the story begins. On this day at the edge of time, in this place of all possibilities, begins an inspired incantation to life rediscovered.” Yes, those are the words that describe this truly incredible show which will no doubt be captivating audiences in Philly for a special engagement this week. And while we may not know just what spectacular stunts and aerial wonders lie in store for us thanks to Cirque’s legendary entertainment prowess, we can all get a little closer to the wondrous truth by getting tickets right here because this is a show that absolutely no one from any age should miss out on. Let’s fly. Wednesday/Nov. 22nd-Sunday Nov. 26th/Various showtimes and ticket prices/Liacouras Center/1776 N. Broad St.
Macy’s Christmas Light Show Not that this beloved Philly holiday spectacle needs any introduction since you’ve been oh, so patiently waiting for it all year long, but the stunning lights shall begin warming your holiday spirit high atop the Grand Atrium at Macy’s Center City beginning this Thursday, November 25th through December 31st beginning from 10 a.m to 8 p.m every two hours. Who’s ready? Everyone…even The Grinch. Happy holidays! Macy’s Center City/1300 Market St.
Ledisi First, play this delightful groove on repeat. Then get those tickets to see Ms. Ledisi slay alongside Kirk Franklin at the Tower Theatre this Friday night. It’s that simple. Friday/730 pm/Tower Theatre/19 South 69th St.
Mariah Carey Although she canceled the Sands Bethlehem Center stop on her All I Want for Christmas Tour for tonight, there’s no telling if the “Obsessed” diva will make it to Saturday’s show in Atlantic City. Saturday/The Music Box@The Borgata/730 pm/One Borgata Way
Drag Your A** to Brunch Just when you thought it was safe to grab that last drumstick, here comes the always vaginally challenged Brittany Lynn and her Philly Drag Mafia gals ready to serve you with a Thanksgiving Spectacular at Bourbon & Branch this Sunday that’s about to put the Stove Top in your stuffing. So, join Mizz Lynn along with Navaya Shay, Crystal Electra, Larissa Karan, Dj PIIMB and very special guest Joey Martini for a show that will definitely put the gaaaay in your holiday in so many ways. Get those tickets right here, right now…and hurry, kween because they will sell out. Now, go. Sunday/Bourbon & Branch/12 pm/705 N. 2nd St.
Looking to hit the Philly dance floors this Wednesday night? Then you might want to check out…….
Cloud Nine w/ DJDJ, Hashland &Eltrain@Tavern on Camac(9 pm, 243 S. Camac St.)…………Blasterjaxx @NOTO(10 pm, 1209 Vine St.)…………A Decade of Dubfire @Rumor(9 pm, 1500 Sansom St.)………..Double Down DJ Takeover @Coda(10 pm, 1712 Walnut St.)……….Thanksgiving Eve@Howl at the Moon(7 pm, 258 South 15th St.)………Jive Turkey Party@Trestle Inn(8 pm, 339 N. 11th St.)………
Also on the local and legendary entertainment decks for your………….
ODESZA/KASBO@Electric Factory(8 pm, 421 N. 7th St.)………….American Football@Union Transfer(7 pm, 1024 Spring Garden St.)……….Atomic Blonde@Balcony Bar@The Trocadero(8 pm, 1003 Arch St.0………FINAO BOOGz@Voltage Lounge(7 pm, 421 N. 7th St.)
The Lighthouse and The Whaler @Milkboy Philly(8 pm, 1100 Chestnut St.)………….Nikka Costa@World Cafe Live(8 pm, 3025 Walnut St.)………Kool Keith@Kung Fu Necktie(8 pm, 1248 N. Front St.)………….Kitten@Boot & Saddle(830 pm, 1131 S. Broad St.)………….Tiara Thomas@Union Transfer(8 pm, 1024 Spring Garden St.)………….Drunk Piano@Underground Arts(9 pm, 1200 Callowhill St.)
Basement@The Fillmore(8 pm, 29 E. Allen St.)…………Carach Angren@The Trocadero(8 pm, 1003 Arch St.)……………Sadistik@Kung Fu Necktie(8 pm, 1248 N. Front St.)…………The McLovins@Milkboy Philly(8 pm, 1100 Chestnut St.)………..Jerome Jennings@South(7 pm, 600 N. Broad St.)……Stars Apart@Boot&Saddle(8 pm, 1131 S. Broad St.)………..Erica Corbo@Connie’s Ric Rac(8 pm, 1132 South 9th St.)………..Freaks@Kung Fu Necktie Upstairs(9 pm, 1250 N. Front St.)
Hoodie Allen@Union Transfer(8 pm, 1024 Spring Garden St.)…………..Balance & Composure @Electric Factory(645 pm, 421 N. 7th St.)……………Sheppard@The Foundry(8 pm, 29 E. Allen St,)…………..AC Slater@Coda(11 pm, 1712 Walnut St.)…………..Jason Ross@Rumor(11 pm, 1500 Sansom St.)………….Deadfellow@Johnny Brenda‘s(9 pm, 1201 Frankord Ave)………….Danceteria@The Dolphin Tavern(10 pm, 1539 S. Broad St.)………DJSC@Kung Fu Necktie(10 pm, 1248 N. Front St.)
Kamasi Washington@Union Transfer(830 pm, 1024 Spring Garden St.)…………..Hatebreed/Code Orange @TLA(7 pm, 334 South St.)………….Figure@Disctrict 9nNe(8 pm, 460 N. 9th St.)………..Pierce Fulton@The Foundry(7 pm, 29 E. Allen St.)…………Guordon Banks@Coda(8 pm, 1712 Walnut St.)………..Poppy@Kung Fu Necktie(7 pm, 1248 N. Front St.)……….The Politik@NOTO(10 pm, 1209 Vine St.)………..Holy Trinity @The Dolphin Tavern(9 pm, 1539 S. Broad St.)
Pianos Become the Teeth@TLA(730 pm, 334 South St.)…………..Laurel Halo@PhilaMOCA(531 N. 12th St.)………….Joanna Pascale@South(9 pm, 600 N. Broad St.)……….Nakir Tasi@Bourbon & Branch(6 pm, 705 N. Broad St.)…………….TIk Tok@Kung Fu Necktie Upstairs(8 pm, 1250 N. Broad St.)
Cover Photo Courtesy of Palms Realty Costa Rica
Happy holiday week!!