Today is Valentine’s Day!
And of course as everyone and their Hallmark mother knows that when it comes to the love game of sexy Cupid (right, Ms. Gaga?), it can certainly go many, many different ways.
For all the lovers out there, it’s a day filled with red roses, most likely followed by an evening filled with wining, dining and some good ol’ fashioned boots knockin.’
For others, it’s a day when, um, dating apps like Tinder, Scruff and Grindr will be on in full force in hopes of baggin’ up as much of that V-Day booty as humanly possible.
And then….sigh…..for a select unfortunate sad few out there, Valentine’s Day is the worst fucking day of the year because you think of your ex and how could they do that to you and now they’re with her/him and all you want is some brownie batter and/or cookie dough with Courtney Love and Alanis Morissette on full fucking blast.
You oughta know, indeed.
However, if there’s one group out there who doesn’t get the appreciation they deserve on this sacred day of love, it’s those who are single by fabulous choice and for them, today is just another day, or as we shall officially call it….Singles Awareness Day.
So, to those of you out there who are just doin’ you and don’t need a man/lovely lady by your side to get yours in this life, but you’re confident as fuck and know the right one will eventually come along and you just want to live it up and be free……then these anthems are just for you.
Who needs Cupid, anyway?
Pussycat Dolls/”I Don’t Need a Man” Just do you, boo…it’s the only way.
Beyonce/”Single Ladies(Put a Ring on It)” “Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh.” No further statements.
Demi Lovato/”Confident” Because what’s wrong with being confident, bitch? Just sayin.’
Jason Derulo/”Ridin’ Solo” The only way to be…now get out there and own it.
Destiny’s Child/”Independent Women(Part 1)” Gurl, who knew you could get down like that on Singles Awareness Day? Everyone.
Destiny’s Child/”Independent Women(Part 2)” Keep gettin’ down, gurl.
Usher/’U Don’t Have to Call” Nah, we don’t need ya ’cause we out here on the floor gettin’ ours.
TLC/”No Scrubs” Ewwwwww….gross.
Snoop Dogg/Bruno Mars/Wiz Khalifa/’Young, Wild & Free” Let’s party.
Natasha Bedingfield/”Single” Hey there, Ms. Bedingfield, it’s certainly nice to hear from you again..especially today.
Mary J. Blige/”Real Love” Because it’s all business when it comes to searchin’ for that Ms. Blige style real love. But until then, let’s all live it up in the name of Cupid and of course, copy every god damn classic dance move from this video.
And then let’s dance some more and be free.
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
Oh, and this.