15 Underrated Diva Singles to Always Be Thankful For

May we be forever grateful to each and every single one of these oh, so underrated diva grooves this holiday season.

They all tried really, really hard to have a feel good time and rock the Billboard charts (most of them, sigh, okay all of them didn’t crack the top 50 on the Hot 100) and deserve our immediate attention….because it’s time to dance and party, like….everyday. 

Happy Divasgiving! 

Britney Spears/Tinashe/”Slumber Party”  Get ready to clutch your Godney pearls because the Las Vegas owning diva’s second Glory single only peaked at number 86 on the Billboard Hot 100. And no, it’s not Tinashe’s fault. So, in the meantime, let’s put on that music that makes us go fucking crazy, tho, and watch this lace teddy worthy video on repeat. 

Janet/”All Nite(Don’t Stop)”  Attention….it’s time to dance and not ponder why this scrumptious Damita Jo single didn’t do shit on the charts. Oh, yas, it was 2004 and like, Nipplegate happened and stuff. 

Ariana Grande/Future/”Everyday”  Why this feisty and ferocious Mizz Grande groove from Dangerous Woman couldn’t make it’s way into the top 50 of the Billboard Hot 100 earlier this year is beyond us, but what do know is that’s it’s certainly one of her best bangers. Throw in a video that’s filled with so much love it’ll make you think twice about being an asshole and well, slay, Ary-anah, slay. 

Madonna/”Bedtime Story” No words since, you know, they’re useless and more of getting unconscious and watching Madge give birth to doves over-and-over again. Not only is this one of the music legend’s best clips, but it accompanies one of the most underrated songs of her entire career….and that certainly isn’t a question. 

Alicia Keys/”Girlfriend”  You might not know this, but this Jermaine Dupri produced ditty was actually the first single released from Ms. Keys’ Grammy snatching debut set, Songs in A Minor. But due to the fact that “Fallin” completely took over/destroyed our worlds soon after, it was seemingly forgotten about. But once you start bobbin’ your head to this beat, you’ll remember just how hot Ms. Keys’ “Girlfriend” will always be. 

Whitney/”One of those Days”  While it may be one of the highest charting songs on this list (at number 28 it’s still nothing to sing home about), it’s still easy to under appreciate this oh, so delightful Nippy jam due to the dearly diva’s massive body of work. We still miss you, boo  and it’s grooves like this one where we really understand why. Let’s chill along with Ms. Houston, shall we? Yes. 

Janet/”Rock With U”   Here we have the most underrated single of Janet’s career. And again…stop with those fucking pesky questions and wonder more how Mizz J and her dancing crew pulled it all off in just one take for this fucking brilliant video. 

Xtina/”Dirrty”  At the end of the day, there’s no denying that Mizz Xtina is one of the most underrated singers of our time. Back to Basics, Bionic and Lotus, anyone? Yeah, no. There’s also no denying that this Rockwilder cooked up jam from the kick off to the Stripped era wasn’t well received by the Billboard charts and stalled out at number 48. Now, put that in your assless chaps pipe and smoke it as we get down and “Dirrty” one more time……today. 

Xtina/”Your Body”    Sigh…….and another one. 

Gwen Stefani/”What U Waiting For?”   Not only did this underrated Gwennie groove kick off her solo debut, Love.Angel.Music.Baby, but it’s also the reason all of us stupid ho’s of the world are taking all sorts of chances. Plus, the Alice in Wonderland inspired accompanying video is still beyond are wildest writer’s blocked dreams. So, why did it barely crack the top 50? Guess we’ll never know. But in the meantime look at your watch now…and go. 

Fergie/”Labels or Love”  So, remember when Fergie did a Fergie-fied number that nobody cared about for the Sex and the City movie? Most likely, neither does she. But we still must turn it up and hit the runway because it reminds us of a simpler time when all of the Sex gals got along. And pre-Double Dutchess days, of course. 

Dido/”Nothing to Lose” So, remember when Dido did a Dido-fied number for that Sex and the City sequel that nobody cared about? Most likely, neither does she. But there’s just something (okay, every god damn thing) about this groove that’ll make you feel it all over. And yes, that does say Dido. Just shut the fuck up and….groove. 

P!nk/”Feel Good Time”  With all of her high-flying realness (did anyone else just rip their fucking pearls off this past Sunday night?), Billboard chart shattering prowess and her newfound relationship with Channing Tatum (hey, boo), it’s hard to imagine a time where Ms. P!nk wasn’t having a, um, feel good time on the charts. This William Orbit produced banger from ’03 was the theme for Charlie Angels:Full Throttle, but for the sake of less spilling about how it only tapped number 60 on the Hot 100 and more listening to this underrated Ms. Moore music ride, we’ll just it blame it on Demi Moore. 

Mariah Carey/”You Don’t Know What to Do” The best single MC served out post “Touch My Body”is right here and seriously not enough people care about it. Maybe if she would have done this disco-kissed groove last New Year’s Eve none of that would’ve happened…just sayin.’ It’s that magical. 

Keyshia Cole/Nicki Minaj/”I Ain’t Thru” How the fuck did this powerful diva empowerment anthem absolutely go nowhere on the Billboard Hot 100? Actually…don’t answer that…just raise ’em up to this one and every other diva owned track on this list as we’ll forever be grateful for everything they’ll continue to give us….even after we’re gone. Thank you, ladies. 

Happy Divasgiving! 

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Another 15 Diva Records to Always Be Thankful For

Janet….Shirley…Gloria….Madonna…Cyndi….Poe…..Cathy….Mariah….Wilson Phillips….Debbie….Britney…..TLC…..Katy…P!nk and our dearly departed, Ms. Houston. 

Let’s get to praisin.’ 

Janet/Rhythm Nation 1814   No words here….just lots of repeat viewings of the videos for “Miss You Much,” “Escapade,” “Alright,” “Come Back to Me,” “Black Cat” and “Love Will Never Do(Without You).” Or, as any Ms. Janet fans knows them as….the classic clips that changed the fucking music video landscape forever. But of course, it’s the video and oh, so still relevant thunder of the album’s title track that truly put this epic event record in its place…as a part of true pop music history. Is that end? Never when it comes to this standout Janet Jackson venture. 

Garbage/Self-titled “I can’t use what I can’t abuse” coos lead Garbage diva Shirley Manson on electric lead single, “Vow,” just one of the many satisfying Butch Vig cooked up offerings on the legendary rock band’s amplified debut opus. Whether you’re still just feeling all sorts of life with “Only Happy When it Rains,” trying to figure out exactly what “Queer” is really all about, or just straight up rockin’ it the fuck out to “Stupid Girl,” “Supervixen,” “Dog New Tricks,” or “Not My Idea,” even two decades later, there’s still not a dull moment to be found on Garbage’s groundbreaking freshman record…and that’s the angst-y truth.

TLC/OOOOH….on the TLC Tip While, yes, T-Boz, Chili and the dearly departed Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes’ sophomore set, CrazySexyCool, is indeed that fucking record, there’s no denying that their debut was–and most certainly still is–that fire. Whether gettin’ it done on “Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg,” keepin’ it actual and factual for their men on “Baby, Baby, Baby,” or serving up friendship truth tea on “What About Your Friends,” the ladies of TLC delivered a stellar debut that’s still in a “Hat 2 Da Back” class of its very own because “Das Da Way We Like ‘Em,” indeed.

Katy Perry/Teenage Dream:The Complete Confection  No matter the shade you’re still throwing at Ms. Perry’s latest set, Witness (it’s not really that bad, is it?…sigh), it wasn’t too long ago that she was giving us hit-after-number-one-hit (five, to be exact…you know them) off of her wildly successful Teenage Dream venture, which in turn was completely confected with the chart-topping “Part of Me” and the number two grabbing, “Wide Awake.” They’re all here and so much more, and for that we shall be forever grateful, bish. 

Poe/Hello While we could easily spill about how every beat, rhyme, ebb and flow (“Dolphin,” “Beautiful Girl,” “Junkie”) from Ms. Poe‘ s excellent debut set sounds as fresh as the day they were served into our lives over two decades ago, let’s face it, the album’s spooky title track and oh, so delightfully murderous “Angry Johnny” still hit our music “G” spots every fucking time.  And for that, we’ll certainly be saying “Hello” to all things Poe and this album for centuries to come. 

Debbie/Out of the Blue Before Ariana, Taylor, Selena, Demi, Mandy, Willa, Jessica, Xtina, Britney and Tiffany there was…Debbie. Not only was she just as perky as her music, but she truly was–and still is–a talented force to be reckoned with. Although her debut set is now thirty years old (pass the, each track including the cheeky title anthem, as well as “Shake Your Love,” “Staying Together,” “Red Hot,” and of course, “Only in My Dreams,” still get us shakin in our Jellie shoes upon every delightful romp. And when it comes to the music history making ballad “Foolish Beat” (at sixteen, Ms. Gibson is still the youngest person to have ever penned a number one single) and all of its sax-ed up, brokenhearted realness? Well, pass all of the Bon Bon’s and Kleenex now because it just came on and we still fucking can’t. Sigh…

Britney/Britney   Just think…..without this epic 2001 Godney offering there would be no “Slave” choreo…Banana the Python…Wade Robson…Dream Within a Dream Tour…performing in the god damn Bellagio water fountain…”I Love Rock and Roll”…..”Boys”(Co-ed Remix)…..”I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman”…Crossroads………”What It’s Like to Be Me”(Hay, JT)…..and “Anticipating”( which is one of the best fucking tracks of Brit’s career). But most importantly, without Britney there would be no Britney. Now, get to praisin’ and thankin,’ y’all…because we must. 

P!nk/Can’t Take Me Home  Judging by the light rock anthem vibes of her chart bulldozing new single,”What About Us,” (and its politically charged music video), you would never know that there was a time that Mizz Alicia Moore was living that hot fushica haired R&B life on her 2000 debut. But, gurrrl, that she did for a sound that was complete with lots of cut-a-bitch sass, especially when it came to the 1,2,3 punch of singles “There You Go,” “Most Girls” and “You Make Me Sick.” And that time she owned MTV Icon Janet Jackson with her on point “Miss You Much” choreo? Fucking classic…and one of the top reasons we still live for all things P!nk today. 

Wilson Phillips/Self-titled  Corny? Yes. All things ’90s pop music cheese? Omg…seriously, kween. But those harmonies laced on #1 smashes “Hold On,” “Release Me” and “You’re in Love?” God damn priceless. However, any true, true fan of this Billboard Album Chart owning set knows that the true standouts are “Impulsive” and “The Dream is Still Alive,” you know, those two times that lead songstress Chyna Phillips (let’s face it, she was) let sisters Wendy and Carnie Wilson take lead vocals. Pure magic..and arrows through hearts drawn on misty windows for life, of course. 

Whitney/I Look To You   While any of our dearly departed Nippy’s Billboard smashing records will do just fine at any given one music moment in time, it’s I Look to You that deserves special attention as it’s not only Houston’s final record before she left us, but it’s actually, like, really, really good. While it’s noticeable that her voice is blessed with a huskier vocal range than we’re used to, it’s taken to full advantage here and shines on tracks “Million Dollar Bill,” “Nothin’ But Love,” “Like I Never Left,” and, sigh, “Call You Tonight.” And when it comes to the Diane Warren penned balladry of “I Didn’t Know My Own Strength” and the album’s title track? Well, it’s like Ms. Houston never left us because it’s all still here and then some in her final studio set. Miss you, boo. 

Madonna/Erotica   One of the best albums of the ’90s is also the most controversial as Madge’s fifth studio offering was full of in-your-face bedroom beats and sex club sonnets, all of which were fueled by the fire that came prior with the release of her now, oh, so infamous Sex book. And Since ’90s soccer Mom’s across the globe were busy throwing all of their shade at Madonna during this time, the Erotica struggle became a little too real and nearly eclipsed Dita’s music career. However…this album, tho. Full of Shep Pettibone provided deep house ditties “(the steamy title track, “Secret Garden,” “Deeper and Deeper,” “Thief of Hearts,” “Waiting”)with lyrics about finding yourself sexually (“Colonel Sanders says it best..finger lickin’ good,” Madonna spouts out on the oh, so double entendre laced “Where Life Begins”), indeed Erotica was a sex album for the ages. And guess what? It still is…and there’s a good chance those soccer Mom’s eventually did the nasty to it because it really is that fucking good. And when it comes to “Rain,” one of the the best ballads ever god damn recorded? Well, we’re still drippin’ and livin’ for all things Erotic….a

Mariah Carey/Daydream   As much as ’97’s Butterfly is the MC album that settled the diva into a more R&B laced territory, it was her fifth studio set that started to pointed the singer’s fancy heels in a new musical direction. From the Tom Tom Club sampling stomp of “Fantasy” to the Jermaine Dupri perfected “Always Be My Baby” (Camp Mariah, anyone?) to the dearly departed pearl clutching fodder that’s still laced in the Boyz 2 Men co-starring “One Sweet Day” (which is still the longest running Billboard Hot 100 #1 single..ever), it’s Daydream that started to turn Mariah into Ma…rye..uh…and for this Mimi moment of truth we shall forever be thankful. Isn’t that right, Mr. O.D.B? Yes. And of course, “Underneath the Stars” and “Open Arms” for life. 

Cathy Dennis/Into the Skyline If there are any of you out there who might be shaking their heads in wondering who Cathy Dennis is, first of all, shame on you, second..listen up and then let’s fucking dance. Not only is Ms. Dennis’ sophomore set loaded with lip smacking’ ’90s dance flavor(“Why,” “You Lied to Me,” “Falling,” “Everybody Get Up”), but the English Breakfast tea sipping dance diva has also penned and produced many, many pop hits over the decades including Kylie’s “Can’t Get You Out of My Head,” Britney’s “Toxic,” Katy’s “I Kissed a Girl,” Janet’s “Island Life” and many, many more. There’s really nothing left to say here except bow down and let’s keep movin’ to everything served up by the one-and-only, Ms. Cathy Dennis. 

Cyndi Lauper/Bring Ya to the Brink    With a slew of producers including Max Martin, Kleerup and Basement Jaxx, everyone’s favorite Unusual gal cooked up one of the best dance pop records of the late ’00s…it’s just a shame that no one paid attention to it as it’s a truly mah-valelous studio set. From the twerks and thumps of “Rocking Chair,” “High and Mighty,” “Lay Me Down,” “Lyfe,” “Same Ol’ Story,” “Give it Up,” and the simply gay-mazing lead single,”Into the Nightlife,”(the video was shot at now closed NYC gay hot spot, Splash), Ms. Cyndi’s ninth studio set is one that everyone should experience at least one or two hundred times in their lifetimes. Meaning..right now. Go. 

Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine/Let it Loose  While pretty much every track and single (“Betcha Say That,” “1-2-3,” “Surrender,” “Love Toy”) served up from Ms. Estefan and her merry MSM band mates’ sophomore set taught us to bailar por el resto de nuestras vidas, we also learned a valuable life lesson here…..that indeed the “Rhythm is Gonna Get You.” And when it comes to this still fiery record..we might as well let it. Now, dance..todos los dias..because we must when it comes to not just this set, but all of these diva offerings. Let us bow our heads and..go. 

For Part One… here. 

For Part Two… here. 

Cover photo courtesy of Billboard 



5 Albums Celebrating Milestones in 2017/Divas of ’87 Edition

If there ever was a Super Bowl trophy awarded to a list with the most ’80s diva prowess, it would be this one right here. So, take a look and let albums by Ms. Whitney, Ms. Debbie, Ms. Tiffany, Ms. Watley and two (underrated) albums from Ms. Madonna take you all the way into the end zone for a touchdown of diva life, honey.

Whitney Houston/Whitney As if the fact that next week marks five years since the entire world lost our beloved diva of everything, we now must accept that her stunning sophomore set will be three decades old this year. But no need to feel all emotional and wonder where your broken will go, because when it comes to this album, we must celebrate music life. So, go find that somebody and dance it out all night long….because Whitney is here to stay

Madonna/Who’s That Girl Soundtrack/You Can Dance There are three things we must state here…….Who’s That Girl is the most underrated film in Madonna’s, um, body of cinema werk…..two…..the title track from its accompanying soundtrack as well and “Causin a Commotion” are the second and third most underrated grooves in her music vault, so get into them….and three….”Spotlight” from Dance is the first. Any questions? Didn’t think so. 

Debbie Gibson/Out of the Blue While there are many things we can spill about here when it comes to Ms. Gibson’s Billboard owning debut opus, like how every track still hits our ’80s “G” spot and how Debbie’s perky personality for days was the real winner here. But, alas, we must give respect and attention where it’s due because to this very day, with soul destroying single, “Foolish Beat,” Gibson remains the youngest person ever to have written a Billboard number one hit. So, no need to feel sorry for her at all, she’s healed up very nicely. Well, except when it comes to the all-white outfit in the “Foolish” accompnying video. We don’t think anyone can truly get over that. 

Tiffany/Self-titled  While Ms. Spears owned those ’90s shopping mall tours, Ms. Tiffany certainly set the bag, er, bar extra high when she came along in the late ’80s and made us work for our Fashion Bug and Deb lives. Serving up a debut album that was full of flame haired life and Tiff’s scratchy, yet woke vocals, namely in tracks, “I Think We’re Alone Now,” “Danny,” “Spanish Eyes,” and if we really want to go there, “Could’ve Been,” that is if those dumped-on-the-playground memories have properly healed yet. Sigh..

Jody Watley/Self-titled  Sass, sass, big ass gold hoops and more sass. Yes, those were all of the elements that Ms. Jody Watley served up on her debut album and then some, which was her first set after venturing out on her own from her accompanying group, Shalomar. And gurl, did it work like a charm, especially in those singles including “Still a Thrill,” “Don’t You Want Me,” “Some Kind of Lover,” and “Looking for a New Love,” all of which will make you want to hit that runway of life where Ms. Watley’s debut album is there waiting and waiting to still give it to us thirty years later.