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60th Annual Grammy Awards Predictions

Last year we had Adele vs. Beyonce………..and this year we have Jay Z vs. Kendrick…and Bruno, too! 

Yes, in just a short while, the 60th annual Grammy Awards will be singing their way into our lives…and this year is shaping up to be quite a spectacle.

Besides seeing how many trophies Kendrick Lamar and Jay Z will be making room for on their mantle places from their respective eight and nine nominations each (in pretty much the same categories..see below), we’ll also get to find out if Ms. Kesha will take home her very first Grammy and just which red-hot music diva will take home the Best New Artist trophy….Alessia Cara? Julia Michaels? SZA? Only tonight will tell. 

Your host with the most English Breakfast tea sipping sass this evening will once again be the fabulous James Corden, but with the true scene stealer being the backdrop of New York City as music’s biggest night is returning to the Big Apple for the first time in fifteen years by giving it all to us live from Madison Square Garden. 

Oh, and yaaas….there’s also a ton of performances along the way tonight including Jon Batiste, Gary Clark Jr., Eric Church, Maren Morris, Brothers Osborne, DJ Khaled, Rihanna, Bryson Tiller, Elton John and Miley Cyrus, Kendrick Lamar, Little Big Town, Lady Gaga, Logic, Alessia Cara and Khalid, Patti Lupone, Bruno Mars, Cardi B, Pink, Sam Smith, Chris Stapleton, Emmylou Harris, Sting U2 and Ms. SZA. 

And of course, because you’ve asked for it, Kesha will be hitting the stage with Camila Cabello, Cyndi Lauper, Julia Michaels and Andra Day for a rendition of “Praying” that we already know we’re going to be living for. Only at the Grammys, kids. Let’s do it. 

And your nominees and boldly predicted winners for the 60th Annual Grammy Awards are….

Record of the Year

“Redbone”-Childish Gambino-Will Win? 
“Despacito”-Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber-Will Win? 
“HUMBLE.”-Kendrick Lamar-Will Win? 
“The Story of O.J.”-JAY-Z
“24K Magic”-Bruno Mars

This one is a tough one as Childish Gambino might pull the upset. But the one to least worry is Mars as he’ll no doubt be grabbing Song of the Year trophy for “That’s What I Like. Jay and Kendrick might cancel each other out this one, with the massive “Despacito” taking home the crown. But then again…this is the Grammys we’re talking about here so you truly never know with this category. 

Album of the Year 

Awaken My Love -Childish Gambino
4:44-JAY-Z-Will Win
DAMN-Kendrick Lamar-Will Win
Melodrama-Lorde
24K Magic-Bruno Mars

The good news is that either Jay or Kendrick will win this one…but who? Our money goes to Jay who not only delivered us with a powerful, relevant record, but a Grammy win would further prove that the legendary HOV just can’t be stopped. 

Best New Artist

Alessia Cara-Might Win 
Khalid
Lil Uzi Vert
Julia Michaels-Might Win 
SZA –Yas 

While it’s easy to hand the trophy over to gigantic songwriter-turned-pop diva Ms. Michaels (and maybe, just maybe, Ms. Cara?), sizzlin’ SZA is the one to beat in this category as RiRi’s “Consideration” bestie is just everywhere right now…let’s hope it stays this way because ya know, this category. Isn’t that right, Xtina? Sigh….

Song of the Year

“Despacito” — written by Ramón Ayala, Justin Bieber, Jason “Poo Bear” Boyd, Erika Ender, Luis Fonsi and Marty James Garton (Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber)
“4:44” — Shawn Carter and Dion Wilson (JAY-Z)
“Issues” — written by Benny Blanco, Mikkel Storleer Eriksen, Tor Erik Hermansen, Julia Michaels and Justin Drew Tranter (Julia Michaels)
“1-800-273-8255” — written by Alessia Caracciolo, Sir Robert Bryson Hall II, Arjun Ivatury, Khalid Robinson (Logic featuring Alessia Cara and Khalid)
“That’s What I Like” — written by Christopher Brody Brown, James Fauntleroy, Philip Lawrence, Bruno Mars, Ray Charles McCullough II, Jeremy Reeves, Ray Romulus and Jonathan Yip (Bruno Mars) *-YEP.

All tea, no shade, but the other four nominees just don’t stand a chance when it comes to just how obsessed the Grammys are with Bruno Mars. Place your multi-million dollar bets, kids. 

Rap Performance

“Bounce Back”-Big Sean
“Bodak Yellow” -Cardi B-Will Absolutely Win 
“4:44”-JAY-Z
“Humble.”-Kendrick Lamar
“Bad and Boujee” -Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert

Since J and K will definitely be winning win or two trophies in their other respective categories, this one is all wrapped up in Cardi B since we’re all still bobbin’ to ‘Bodak Yellow.” Besides, this makes up for the fact that she wasn’t f@#king nominated for Best New Artist….seriously, doe…

Best Rap Album 

4:44-JAY-Z-Will Win if Kendrick win’s Album of the Year 
DAMN.-Kendrick Lamar-Will Win if Jay Z Wins Album of the Year 
Culture- Migos
Laila’s Wisdom-Rapsody
Flower Boy-Tyler, the Creator

No further statements. 

Pop Solo Performance 

“Love So Soft”-Kelly Clarkson
“Praying”-Kesha–Will Absolutely Win 
“Million Reasons”-Lady Gaga
“What About Us”-Pink
“Shape of You”-Ed Sheeran

Congratulations on your very first Grammy, Ms. Kesha. Besides the other four artists on this list already have plenty  atop their mantles and you absolutely deserve it after fabulously emerging from the evil spell of that POS. Yes, gurl.

Rap/Sung Performance

“Prblms” — 6lack
“Crew” — Goldlink featuring Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy
“Family Feud” — JAY-Z featuring Beyoncé*–Will Absolutely Win 
“Loyalty.” — Kendrick Lamar featuring Rihanna–maybe? 
“Love Galore” — SZA featuring Travis Scott–Although…..

A no brainer since the Grammys always favors a Jay and Bey duet. Although keep yours ears out for a Kendrick sneak and possibly Ms. SZA as signs are pointing in her favor to be the newest Grammy Queen…hey, there’s always one….

Best Pop Vocal Album 

Kaleidoscope EP — Coldplay-No
Lust for Life — Lana Del Rey-Not quite
Evolve — Imagine Dragons-possible
Rainbow — Kesha-even more possible
Joanne — Lady Gaga-but yes
÷ (Divide) — Ed Sheeran-and yes? 

Deciding the clear winner on this one is a more complicated than Avril, but if we had to pick one….Lady Gaga for the brilliant career reinvention that was Joanne much like the reason Madonna won in ’99 for ‘Ray of Light?” Although you have to admit….Sheeran’s “Shape of You” is the sh@t from an album that is equally suitable for the win. Maybe Kesha for the tie then? Guess we’ll find out tonight…

Country Song

“Better Man”-Taylor Swift, songwriter (Little Big Town)Will Win because Reputation wasn’t eligible to be nominated this year and she has to win, like something 
“Body Like a Back Road”-Zach Crowell, Sam Hunt, Shane McAnally & Josh Osborne, songwriters (Sam Hunt)
“Broken Halos”- Mike Henderson & Chris Stapleton, songwriters (Chris Stapleton)
“Drinkin’ Problem”-Jess Carson, Cameron Duddy, Shane McAnally, Josh Osborne & Mark Wystrach, songwriters (Midland)
“Tin Man”-Jack Ingram, Miranda Lambert & Jon Randall, songwriters (Miranda Lambert)

For much more Grammy goodies, check this out and then tune in tonight at 8 p.m on CBS! 

Cover photo courtesy of CNET 

 

 

 

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2017 Summer Music Round Up


Whether you’re at the block party or the BBQ, on the floor or in the backyard, all up in a fierce workout or owning the bedroom, it is absolutely our right to stack up as much summer music as possible to keep it all (and those tan lines) in check all SPF season long. 

So, sit back, pour a glass of summer music iced tea and let the latest sets and sonnets from Jay Z, Calvin Harris, Tieks, Hed Kandi, Katy Perry, ZZ Ward, DJ Khaled, Phoenix, Faith Evans (with Biggie!) and extraordinary drag queen, Pissi Myles, make all of your sun-kissed groove dreams come..alive

Pissi Myles/”Babashook” In case you weren’t born this way yet, a few days ago NYC, err, East Coast owning drag diva, the truly one-of-a-kind, Ms. Pissi Myles (she’s most likely hiding in your closet as we speak) delivered the giggly and ghoulish clip for, “Babashook,” an ode (which Myles co-wrote with comedian Topher Cusumano) to The Babadook, the rainbow comunity’s latest and greatest Netflix Streaming Bish. (For much more Babadook tea, take a seat right here). 

In the colorful, yet oh, so fucking delightfully bat shit cray clip (which was directed by Joe la Scola with creative direction by Myles’ husband/extraordinary photographer, Mr. David Ayllon) Myles serves us face and teeth for daze complete with sexy back up dancers (hey, there Mr. Chris Urban..you betta werk with those moves) who perfectly compliment the twisted rhymes that Ms. Myles has provided for us, in which all of this is guaranteed to bring The Babadook out in you all summer long. Now, watch…and then go to iTunes and add Ms. Pissi Myles “Babashook” to the top and bottom of your summer 2017 playlists…now. 

Katy Perry/Witness  Although the music shade has certainly been real from fans and critics alike when it comes to, well, anything having to do with Ms. Perry’s latest body of werk….it’s really not that bad…is it? Actually…no. Chances are, the world just wasn’t (it’s currently sliding waaay down the Billboard charts) ready for a beat heavy set from the former Teenage Dream queen. But standouts “Tsunami,” “Swish Swish,” “Deja Vu,” “Chained to the Rhythm,” “Bon Appetit” and the summer life owning title track may just have you diving a little deeper into Ms. Katy’s now much maligned fifth studio record. So, go ahead take a chance…your sun-kissed life may just thank you. 

Hed Kandi  Calling ALL dance music/vibe lovers….your summer/life just isn’t complete until you’ve bagged up everything that tremendous overseas dance music record label Hed Kandi has to offer, including their 2017 collection, the workout themed, Strong and Sexy compilation and the summer baby makin’ set, Back to Love. And once you’ve bagged them all up (and certainly then some..go here for it all), you’ll be exposed to such delicious delights like David Morales “Needin’ You,” Tieks’ “Sunshine,” Joe Stone’s “Man Enough,” and seriously thousands more. In other words, just fucking dance it out to anything Hed Kandi all god damn summer long..because we must. 

Calvin Harris/Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1  If you’re looking for a record full of explosive beats from the world’s highest paid DJ on his latest studio venture, you best look back to last year when his RiRi collaboration, “This Is What You Came For” was (and still most certainly fucking is) owning our summer lives. However, that should definitely not detour you from diving headphones first into Taylor Swift’s ex’s latest romp in which ten laid back grooves take you away like a warm summer music breeze. Standouts include the Nicki Minaj owned “Skrt on Me,” the Migos/Frank Ocean starring “Slide,” the thrupling of Pharrell/Katy/Big Sean on “Feels,” and well, pretty much every other track. Just..listen..it’s that simple. Go. 

Phoenix/Ti Amo  Another one of those summer records where you just have to put those windows of life down and just…ride. Indie vibe kissed quartet Phoenix certainly brings lots of delicious vibes to the summer music table with their latest offering. Whether it’s the amped up, “Role Model,” the clap-happy “Lovelace,” or the groovy title track, this record certainly has a little something for everyone…which of course is the best part of..it all. Listen up. 

Jay Z/4:44  Like you haven’t listened to it 765, 445 times already this summer. And hello, Mizz Becky, it’s nice to wonder who the fuck you are again. And of course, the Hov’s latest is only on Tidal, kids. So, go here now to Bey’s babies(!!) Daddy’s latest. 

Faith Evans/The Notorious B.I.G./The King and I:Legacy  No, you’re not hallucinating….the King & Queen of all things Rap, Hip Hop and R&B are back together once again delivering a tremendous twenty-five track set full of everything that will have you musically living like it’s 1994-1998 all over again. Like that delightful feeling ever god damn left..and certainly won’t with this record. Slay, Ms. Faith and Biggie, slay. 

Lorde/Melodrama  Taking a listen to the “Royals” diva sophomore outing, it’s certainly safe to say that our oh, so still young English Breakfast tea sipping songstress is, like, growing up you guys. An explosive record packed with deep beats (“The Louvre,” “Supercut,” “Sober”) and some deep shit (“Green Light,” “Writer in the Dark”), the “Tennis Court” owner delivers the perfect record for anyone who’s still trying to find their inner diva this summer…which is, like, all of us.

ZZ Ward/The Storm   In what will go down as one of the most authentic sets of the summer (no shade, Ms. Perry, no shade), Oregon based ZZ certainly brings it all when it comes to her shimmering sophomore set. Loaded with voice, gusto and doo-wop tinged rhythms, the red hot and rising chanteuse serves us summer life and then some with tracks, “Domino,” “Ghost,” “Let it Burn,” the uplifting title groove and well, that’s only the true beginning when it comes to everything this one-of-a-kind record has to offer. So, put those windows down and just drive right along with Ms. Ward’s stunning offering while ushering in a fresh voice that’s certainly been a long time coming. 

Baby Driver/Original Motion Picture Soundtrack As it turns out, one of the summer’s most buzzed about films (sorry, Transformers:The Last Knight) has one of the most buzzed about soundtracks as well. And with good measure, too, as such new and old classics like Bob and Earl’s “Harlem Shuffle,” Martha and the Vandelles’ “Nowhere to Run,” Beck’s “Debra,” and Blur’s “Intermission,” are among 30 (yes, 30) others fierce grooves which all make the Baby Driver soundtrack one hell of a, um, killer summer music ride.  

Lana Del Rey/Lust For Life/July 21st While pretty much every gay man in the whole entire universe patiently waits for all of that music pleasure and pain that’s most likely, err, guaranteed to be all over Mizz Lana’s much, much much anticipated new record, repeat dance offs to the Cedric Gervais owned “Summertime Sadness” retire are a must because he fucked up again and we lived to tell about it, gurl. Now dance it all out. 

Xtina/??  Insert every god damn laughing emoji here. But, hey, at least Ms. Xtina gave us one of the best fucking summer songs ever in “Genie in a Bottle,” and for that, our sun-kissed souls will be eternally grateful. 

And you might as well add these classic scorchers right in, too….

Demi Lovato/”Cool for the Summer” (Todd Terry Refire)   Yas, summer dancing kween, yaaaas. 

Tieks/”Sunshine” (Zac Samuel Refire) Because…..life. 

Lil Flip/”Sunshine” May Mr. Flip’s oh, so short-lived music career rest in peace. But this fucking track, though…bliss. 

Bag Raiders/”Sunlight”   Because…more life. 

Apexape/Josh Barry/”Joy & Pain” Just turn it the fuck up. Sorry, there’s just no sugar coating it when it comes to dynamic summer grooves like this one. 

The INC/”Down 4 U”   Because Murder Inc for god damn life. Is there really anything else to say here? No. 

Jennifer Lopez/”If You Had My Love” (Metro Club Rewerk)  No words here, just lots and lots of dancing to one of the best remixes of your classically sun-kissed well being. Let’s go. 

 

Also aiming to put the Banana in your Boat on your sun kissed playlists this summer…….  TLC/Self-titled…..DJ Khaled/Grateful…..Blondie/Pollinator………. Kid Ink/7 Series.….. Harry Styles/Self-titled….. New Kids on the Block/Thankful….. …… R5/New Addictions…..  Linkin Park/One More Light….  Snoop Dogg/Neva Left….  Lady Antebellum/Heart Break….   London Grammar/The Truth is a Wonderful Thing……   2 Chainz/Pretty Girls Like Rap Music….   Imagine Dragons/Evolve…..  Sevyn Streeter/Girl Interrupted (7/7)….  Romeo Santos/Golden (7/21) …..  Arcade Fire/Everything Now (7/28)…..  Paula Cole/Ballads (8/11)….. Loretta Lynn/Wouldn’t It Be Great (8/18)

Happy summer music streaming!! 

Hey, you! Become a fan of Philly Mixtape right here because this September, well, you’ll see. Let’s dance. 

 

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Groove of the Evening/Ciara/Missy/”1,2 Step”

Oh, the days when Ms. Ciara and her music Goodies ruled our worlds….wasn’t life just so much more krunkalicious back then? 

As matter of fact, Krunk-n’-B Queen, it most certainly was as even thirteen years after CiCi and Missy shook our Jello shakin worlds with Goodies sophomore single, “1,2 Step,” it still sounds fresh to death and makes us to wake the party up while we simply get it on like nobody’s business. 

And of course, we’ll be steppin’ all night long while eating our filet mignon ’cause we fancy like that. Right, Miss Demeanor? 

But the true reason CiCi is being served up for your Tuesday night pleasure (and because we really do miss those days) is the fact that we’re now officially saying goodbye to February which means it’s time for all of us to get lined up in an even grander #thinkspring formation (who’s ready for ninety degrees temps next week?) because March has arrived and she’s a diva this year, gurl. 

If there’s one thing we can all agree right now, it’s that there were some things and thangs that occurred during the months of January and February that took all us by storm and combined they were, well, 2016 and worse in cray nut shell.

But one element that helped us out in our multiple weeks of need were those dear, sweet moments in music and pop culture (thank you, Gaga, Katy, Beyoncé, Adele and, like, every song that’s come out so far), and now that those daisy dukes and tank tops owning days are within our headphones reach now more than ever, let’s just all turn up the fucking music and dance. 

Plus, who doesn’t want to get down to the phrase A Jazze Phae Production like it’s 2004 all over again? 

Ready, set…step.